I made my girlfriend a computer game for Valentines Day.
It's about fighting for the one you love.
"Hey! Why are all these awesomely drawn bears inbetween me and my girl?"
"Take that Jerk!"
"I AM WINNER!"
It's like a more awesome version of Kung Fu Master, or a much worse version of Double Dragon.
It's waiting for review on the App Store now, so you too will soon be able to experience all 10 seconds of amazing gameplay.